Hello Chris
I have officially switched boyfriends.Ace just didn't do it for me yesterday. Actually... Ace was lame.
But Chris.... now that's another matter entirely. Chris was HOT. And Simon was so so so right when he said that Chris has set the bar for all the other male performers. Simon should have gone further and said that Chris had set the bar for everyone in the competition.
He has a so-called "wife". He has two children as well. It just breaks my heart.
Oh - and I screamed when I saw my boy Bo Bice in the audience. I actually screamed.
posted by tasha @ 12:36 PM
31 Comments:
At 1:17 PM,
Craig said…
Ok, I have a few concens:
1)Tasha, we have talked about this. Chris is MY bf, not yours. You get Ace. That was the deal. Just because I'm not watching the show right now (breaks my heart) doesn't mean you can move in on my man. He's mine. Back off. You don't want a bitch slap do you?
2)Actually screamed? It's one thing to giggle when Ace looks at you thru the screen, but to scream over Bo? Well, to each their own.
This isn't in violation of my fast.
At 1:22 PM,
Craig said…
I think I was too harsh on you. It is hard to not have sexy thoughts about Chris. I think I can share.
At 1:38 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
What's with the funky facial hair on Chris? He looks uber-hot with just a scruffy beard. And the shaved head...woof!
As for who is Chris' new boyfriend I would remind you that one of you is currently MARRIED.
Being the only single person in this thread, clearly I am Chris' beau. And unlike Craig, I'm not prepared to share.
At 1:51 PM,
Craig said…
Now 'friar' I will not hesitate to bitch slap you! You already stole my AI buddy because I am doing the Lord's will, you can't have my boy too.
At 2:01 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
But Craig, the LORD told me in a dream last night that Chris is my boyfriend. So if you feel the need to bitch slap me then I guess I just need to offer you the other cheek as well. It's what God would want me to do.
At 2:07 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
Of course I also had a dream that involved both Chris and Ace but that's another conversation...
At 2:16 PM,
Craig said…
I have written my response 3 times, and each time it comes out wrong. I guess I have nothing to say to that other than 'the LORDs will be done'. I guess I will settle on Kevin 'Chicken Little' Covais. Or maybe I can get Elliott to pin his ears back.
I do think, however, that I had that same dream last night. Good thing I'm sitting at my desk!
At 2:25 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
Kevin Covais is a little young don't you think. He's what, 16? If you're going to go down that road, and you are younger than I am so you can do this, go for Will. Not as pretty as Ace but something tells me very teachable...and will probably need some consoling after he's voted off the show. Then the four of us can double date with Tasha and Jason.
At 2:28 PM,
tasha said…
I think both of you have really lost sight of what is important here.
The Lord's will is that I have a new Boyfriend. His name is Chris.
And my marital status is irrelevant.
At 2:31 PM,
Craig said…
If you are taking Chris, Tasha, I get Jason.
At 2:33 PM,
Craig said…
Will?? Really?? When he gets the boot I'm going to enjoy it. I won't want to console him, I'll want to kick him while he's down.
At 2:40 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
If you kick Will when he's down that's abuse. If you just spank him a little it's a date. It's important to keep those straight.
Did I say that out loud?
At 2:42 PM,
tasha said…
Had you ever considered the possibility that Jason may like Chris too?
He was never fond of my boy Bo, but I have high hopes for Chris.
Don't forget - he does think Warric is the Hottest CSI.
At 2:43 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
Excellent. My master plan is coming to fruition. If Tasha takes Chris--and I mean takes him in the Biblical sense--and Craig takes Jason that leaves Ace completely available for me. See, everybody wins.
At 2:44 PM,
Craig said…
Tasha, I guess it wouldn't work out with Jason and I anyway, I like Nick.
Friar, remind me to never go on a date with you, especially if you suggest we go paddle boating.
At 3:21 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
Jason thinks Warrick is the hottest guy on CSI? Clearly that honour belongs to Nick. Straight men should stick to what they know best.
At 3:31 PM,
Craig said…
I think it's kind of universal that the girls like Warrick and the boys like Nick. That's fine with me, no competition!
At 3:34 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
What does that say about Jason?
At 3:37 PM,
Craig said…
Hmmm, yes I was thinking about that after my post. I think it says that he is just agreeing with Tasha. Either he doesn't know that Nick is hotter, or doesn't want to disagree with Tasha.
At 3:40 PM,
tasha said…
-OR-
It could be that gay boys fallaciously think that Nick is the hottest and women & straight men know that Warric is the hottest.
At 3:46 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
If you need to attack all gay men doesn't that suggest your position is weak and you'd rather undermine us than establish an objective and credible body of evidence to demonstrate Warren's so-called sexiness. Follow the clues, Tasha. Don't let your feelings could your conclusions. Trust the evidence.
At 3:48 PM,
Craig said…
-OR-
CBS has the straight world brainwashed with their subliminal messages to *think* he is the hottest. Little to they know that it doesn't work on our gay brains and Nick is seen for who he really is: Nick Hotty McHothot
At 3:49 PM,
Craig said…
*craig stoops to Tasha's level*
At 3:51 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
Craig,
You and I should run our own TV network.
At 3:52 PM,
Craig said…
I'm game. What would we call it?
At 3:55 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
Tasha,
You might have a new problem. By inviting me into you blog how could you have predicted that Craig and I would combine our forces, together stronger and gayer than alone. Don't worry. We'll only correct you when you're wrong and use our powers exclusively for good.
At 3:59 PM,
Craig said…
Speak for yourself.
At 4:01 PM,
Friar Tuck said…
So, which part are you objecting to?
1) Correcting Tasha only when's she wrong
OR
2) Using our powers only for good
At 4:07 PM,
Craig said…
Little from column A, little from column B.
No, I think correcting Tasha when she is wrong is important and right. I just have trouble convincing her.
I do, however, enjoy using my powers for evil. I think a lot of gay men do. Why else do you think Britney Spears still has a record deal.
At 9:05 AM,
tasha said…
Jason told me I was wrong.
Greg is the hottest CSI.
But he consented that if forced to choose between Nick and Warric, Warric would win.
At 1:07 PM,
Craig said…
GREG!?!?! Well I guess new Greg is ok. Young Twinky Greg? Forget it!
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