Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
Tomorrow is the end of Lent.
Thank the Lord for that. I don't think I could last very much longer.
Today Jason and I went into Bernard's to buy each other Bunnies... and an evil girl offered everyone in the store a sample egg. Never have I been so tempted. Not even the 500 doughnuts at the staff townhall compare to the desire I felt for that tiny dark chocolate egg with a creamy hazelnut centre (I know because Jason had one and told me what it was).
They were out of bunnies. I had actually confided in Jason a month and a half ago that I had always wanted a Bernard bunny for Easter... but that I always ended up with a Mr. Solid. So... being me I asked him today if he had remembered to get me my bunny. He looked sheepish and said he had forgotten - he had meant to get one last weekend.. but it had totally slipped his mind. I nicely pointed out that he had 3 hours before the store closed. I think he ignored me. So I told him I was going out. He wanted to know where. I told him I was going to Bernard's to buy him an Easter bunny. He told me he didn't want one. And I said to him "Yes, but won't you feel even worse when you get a Bernard bunny tomorrow morning and I don't get anything?".
Thank the Lord for that. I don't think I could last very much longer.
Today Jason and I went into Bernard's to buy each other Bunnies... and an evil girl offered everyone in the store a sample egg. Never have I been so tempted. Not even the 500 doughnuts at the staff townhall compare to the desire I felt for that tiny dark chocolate egg with a creamy hazelnut centre (I know because Jason had one and told me what it was).
They were out of bunnies. I had actually confided in Jason a month and a half ago that I had always wanted a Bernard bunny for Easter... but that I always ended up with a Mr. Solid. So... being me I asked him today if he had remembered to get me my bunny. He looked sheepish and said he had forgotten - he had meant to get one last weekend.. but it had totally slipped his mind. I nicely pointed out that he had 3 hours before the store closed. I think he ignored me. So I told him I was going out. He wanted to know where. I told him I was going to Bernard's to buy him an Easter bunny. He told me he didn't want one. And I said to him "Yes, but won't you feel even worse when you get a Bernard bunny tomorrow morning and I don't get anything?".

3 Comments:
At 9:16 AM,
Craig said…
Well Tasha, I was going to say how proud I was of you for resisting the chocolate but after reading that last paragraph any feelings of being happy for you were washed away by, well, shock at how you manipulate people, especially your husband.
I'm in shock right now.
At 3:36 PM,
Crystal said…
Nicely done, Tasha, nicely done.
At 8:25 PM,
Craig said…
All chocolate is equal in Jesus' eyes.
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